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Fag Demotivational Poster

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Justin Bieber is still a faggot

TAGS: justin bieber fag soviet russia
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by BigBusiness13

440wakeup - November 29, 2011, 8:08 pm
In soviet Russia streets name you!
Kidkiller - September 8, 2010, 7:01 am
In soviet russia - Lion give you 5human.
fascistfrenchman - September 7, 2010, 3:55 pm
I agree with that. Putting Bieber down deserves 5L's
pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 6:52 pm
i'm not a big fan of soviet russia jokes. but i do agree with this one


TAGS: contumacious ugly drag crossdresser homo fag gay
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:10 am
I think Darwin is throwing in the towel.
Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:17 am
If that's your mother Dilly, than DAMN, do I feel sorry for you.
DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 4:53 am
That's my Mom!
rerun - April 20, 2009, 7:59 pm

see, the boy meets the girl, then they date. On the 3rd date, he puts his "thing" in her "thing". Later, she finds out she is pregnant. Then she drinks lots of coolaid, cause her cousin told her that is the way to get un-pregnant. In 9 months, Viola!
fdfdfddddfdfdfdf - April 20, 2009, 7:50 pm
How can such a thing exist!

LIBERALISM - Thinks you can spread peace and happiness by shoving flowers, sunshine and love up everyone's ass!

TAGS: red obama hillary 08 libs dems fag homo lemon
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by phil

HAHA - April 21, 2009, 8:27 pm
Liberals are useless.
mike - October 5, 2008, 12:11 am
yer mom - September 1, 2008, 10:54 am
liberal- from the latin root 'liber'. meaning = free. God, now who would want that???
Unidentified Liberal - July 5, 2008, 1:57 am
Dude, I don't blow things up. Anyway, you would have to beg me to fuck you cuz I'm not into bigots.
MadMSG - July 5, 2008, 1:50 am
Don't flatter yourself Unidentified Liberal. I wouldn't give you the chance to fuck me. So, save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date later.
Unidentified Liberal - July 5, 2008, 1:46 am
I'd fuck Phil and MadMSG with a flowers, sunshine, rainbows, and love anyday. Unfortunately, they might just like it.
MadMSG - June 22, 2008, 4:58 pm
Right on, Phil!

GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.

JEFFREY DAHMER - He looks hungry.

TAGS: jeffrey dahmer eating people douche fag
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Renee Pussman

Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 2:05 am
Hey...HEY! Why didn't they give Hannibal Lecter the death penalty? Because...they were afraid of what he'd want for a last meal! Waka! Waka! Waka!
boeweizer - October 30, 2009, 2:03 am
om nom nom
agdaniele - February 6, 2009, 8:28 pm
You gotta stop watching the Discovery Channel... you're getting news that's about 14 years old. Motifake #14074 nailed it.

GAY TEST - Do you own one of these cars? If so, im afraid i have bad news for you.

TAGS: gay test mgf rover car fag
Rating: 1.33/5

More motifakes by Ian

agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:41 am
1) Gay test... played out. 2) If this car makes you gay, then you don't know what gay is. 3) I don't know about the car or the guy, so I'll give this poster 1 theriouthly gaaaaaay leonay. Hiss, meow, etc.
Zed - October 6, 2009, 9:16 pm
Hate to say it, but I don't get this one.


THE ANSWER - the crew forgot to put up the "stars" in the studio the day they shot that at area 51.

TAGS: moon landing america fags christians epic win sean
Rating: 2.5/5
Hasbunmb - April 18, 2010, 1:33 pm
Mythbusters covered this guys....
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:21 pm
Oh and not to mention all the right reflecting into the camera off of the bright surface of the moon...lemme guess...you don't believe in evolution either?
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
Oh and, clouds help too.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
The real answer - without any atmosphere there isn't any filtering of light on the moon so all of the suns rays are hitting it...flooding out the dim light of the stars...has your dumbass ever looked at the stars in the city...then out in the countryside?
WTF - April 9, 2009, 4:00 pm
Yeah - you can see the Mythbusters segments on YouTube. The conspiracy myths were busted.
VinceVicious - December 31, 2008, 7:31 pm
Has anyone seen the Mythbusters episode about the moon landing myths?
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:52 pm
lit up at night, you look up and don't see many stars because of light pollution.
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:50 pm
This is coming from a photojournalist you cant see the stars because they are being lost in the amount of light from the sun and the reflection off the moons surface. It is contrasty as hell up there. The same result can be seen in any major city that is
barockeva - December 16, 2008, 7:35 pm
Vacuum=no air resistance=things flap longer
Looney - October 4, 2008, 12:02 pm
maybe but what about the wind?
asdf - September 17, 2008, 7:07 pm
It definitely wasnt because of the one giant star less than 100 million miles away and the clunky as all hell space cameras thats for sure.

GAY - you are it

SOME PEOPLE - Just don't get it...

TAGS: fag asshole rutter dickhead
Rating: 1.82/5
ZOMGHACKS - December 6, 2008, 10:20 am

ENGLISH FAGGOTS - Seriously, Every person in England is a Faggot!!!

TAGS: england faggot british
Rating: 1.99/5

More motifakes by Renee Pussman

Airman - March 5, 2012, 5:44 pm
this poster is from 2009.. not sure anyone who commented is still around to yell at
YankBasher - March 5, 2012, 5:22 pm
Your just jealous we have a more technically advanced country than where you live, go back to blowing your goats
YankBasher - March 5, 2012, 5:17 pm
If it wasn't for us you would be running around with the rest of the red indians, Pussman what a gay fucking name
YankBasher - March 5, 2012, 5:13 pm
Come over to the UK and say that to my face and I will seriously fuck you up for being a cunt, slimy pricks like you give the americans a bad name but I guess your too chicken shit to come over here with a gun, leave time and place anywhere in London ...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 17, 2011, 9:03 pm
Country bashing and homophobic nonsense will not be tolerated Jaba...especially this hateful crap you're spouting. This is the only warning you will get.
Jabawatcha - March 17, 2011, 6:09 am
Typical Uk faggots i hate your damn country! www.gaydatingagency.com/search/simple/results.aspx?ssid=1034607&p=3
Jabawatcha - March 17, 2011, 6:00 am
Actually every person in England is a faggot! I mean c'mon what do brits do besides sucking cock? Read newspaper and tea bag each other? It's your fault you let old faggot farts overrun you country and made laughing stock out of it! Fuck brits!
Derek - August 26, 2009, 5:35 am
Creators of the largest empire the World has ever known, the industrial revolution and the most widely understood language on Earth are all homosexuals. Tell me, how did you conduct your survey Renee, s'il vous plait?
Tiny Dancer - June 11, 2009, 10:59 am
The creator is aware that at least in the UK a "Faggot" is a small minced meat product, quite delicious. So thankyou for the technical compliment.
TheBritishGuy - June 7, 2009, 11:22 am
You are so lucky the internet provides anonymity or I would track you down and tear out every one of your organs and force you to eat them while roasting you on a spit. Man am I glad I got that off my chest.
Robert the Bruce - June 5, 2009, 4:00 pm
And as for the comment by Renee Pussman on 30th Oct. If it were not for the Soviet Union the war could not have been won. 70% of the land war in Europe was fought on the EASTERN front. No country could have beaten Germany (and their allies) on their own.
Robert the Bruce - June 5, 2009, 3:53 pm
More to the point, this isn't even the English flag. Do some research.
Croga15 - April 12, 2009, 4:31 am
This poster is clearly the work of an irish man
... - April 9, 2009, 2:08 pm
Actually most of us do get along. It just so happens that all of those idiots who are patriotic-elitist happen to congregate on the internet. Sorry. I wish it were not true but, it is.
leeebling - March 13, 2009, 9:46 am
can't we all just get along?
HtD - February 19, 2009, 2:29 am
This poster is the work of a Frenchman.
Nero - February 18, 2009, 7:42 pm
Nice. Most of the world hates America, and you insult one of our only allies. Stupid cumshot.
Culos - January 20, 2009, 3:23 pm
Incredible, lived in the US, now in the UK and you fail at spelling and grammar? Why should we be bothered by your opinion then????
... - January 20, 2009, 3:20 pm
the person who posted it definatly is
Seriously guys? - January 20, 2009, 3:20 pm
Whats all the arguing about? For those people saying the English are faggots, thats childish and how many english people do you know? i live in england but previously in america and both are great. Americans aren't fags because of this poster but who ever
agdaniele - December 13, 2008, 11:36 am
Before we argue superiority with dear Renee, check her other motifakes. You needn't argue, you're already superior.
LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 2:01 pm
Now I'M confused....so England is part of the Red Cross? You'd think their donuts would be better then.
Culos - December 6, 2008, 8:13 am
@paladin: So you are saying the captio is wrong and it should read "BRITISH FAGGOTS, Seriously, Every person in Great Britain is a faggot", Happy now???
paladin12 - December 6, 2008, 8:07 am
I'll say it again: THIS IS THE UNION FLAG OF GREAT BRITAIN. The English flag is white with a red cross.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 7:06 pm
--lyrics or sonnets, depending on the time of day).
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 7:05 pm
- or so and people may be hard pressed to remember the Queen's English, unless by then we all have the chip in our brains that translates everything to our preferred mode of communication (I want the one that puts everything in the form of either pop lyri
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 7:03 pm
Bastardised or not, we have plenty of English speakers in the USA, and we make lots of books and movies in English, not to mention instruction manuals, webpages, etc. There's a whole hell of a lot more of our English out there. Give it another century o
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:28 am
a little further education,,its from "vulgar latin" Facus.. or from Greek.. Phakelos..( bundle )..bet you didnt know you could come here to get a better education did you ??
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:20 am
Well under normal curcumstances it would be , but we are speaking in "yanky" and it is as we all know a bastardised version of true English.
Culos - November 27, 2008, 6:16 am
Should that not be arseholes? LOL
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:10 am
To educate you a little further a fagot is also a lump of wood for lighting a fire,but mainly its for all you little butt fuckers in yank land .Queer assholes.
english--and proud - November 27, 2008, 6:08 am
No its just done so all you spelling / grammar nazis have somthing to do with your sad sorry little lives.
GoForthAndDie - November 27, 2008, 2:08 am
I think that's done to emphasize his n00bishness.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 1:42 am
He doesn't capitalize 'english', so the rules are sort of fuzzy for him.
Culos - November 26, 2008, 6:03 pm
Btw Proud English guy, your or you're, are you sure English is your first language?
Culos - November 26, 2008, 5:31 pm
A fagot is in fact a French bean variety and since it's French I guess we can assume it to be queer as well, can't we?
english--and proud - November 26, 2008, 5:27 pm
A fag is a queer.and if your queer your American..so there you go boys..all you yanks are gay boys..
english--and proud - November 26, 2008, 5:24 pm
Ok let me set the record straight .. in English.. a fagot is a meat ball.. a fag is a cigarette
Bokkie - November 26, 2008, 8:57 am
America is to the world what McDonalds is to food.
paladin12 - November 26, 2008, 8:52 am
Guys. This is the Union Flag of Great Britain. The English flag is white with a red cross.
Amaterasu - November 6, 2008, 2:07 pm
It's all Spain's fault. They hired Columbus.
Culos - November 1, 2008, 8:11 pm
Yo Seb, you conveniently forgot that the Dutch were there before you and your ancestors 'bought' America for next to nothing from them
Seb - November 1, 2008, 6:40 pm
Dam. Comment cut -.-
Seb - November 1, 2008, 6:38 pm
Oi, American fools, you would have all been red Indians. The reason you speak english and are cork Asian is because we English colonised you country. Along with the other European powers at the time. So, in short you are in fact, originally English, there
Renee Pussman - October 30, 2008, 6:26 pm
Hey Brits... Go fuck yourselves. If it weren't for us you FAGGOTS would be speaking German.
Auda - October 25, 2008, 8:45 pm
The fact that "fag" is slang for a single cigarette (sic) gives a whole new meaning to "blowing fags in the bathroom".
God - October 11, 2008, 2:04 pm
Somebody shut that cigarette, Kel, up.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 11, 2008, 11:24 am
I hate stupid generalizations based on nationality as much as I hate these awful types of flag based posters. Lame poster, lame caption, lame attitude. poorly done, too.
Overlord Douchebag - October 11, 2008, 11:10 am
Ok, I'm tired of seeing this shit. Kel, nobody gives a shit what you think. Not everyone thinks like the dumb piece of shit who made this poster. Stop lumping us the fuck in with everyone else.
Kel - October 11, 2008, 6:08 am
Im guessing a fat sloth of an American made this. Ha, You lost Nam! You go to war and cant win.. Also, I think Its known as "Fags" are ruining the United States..
jonnyshadez - October 2, 2008, 4:02 pm
I hope you're not painting everyone in the UK as a faggot, its just English people so use their flag next time, red cross on white background.
aPauling - September 29, 2008, 8:27 am
Well, it's also a meatball: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)
RnR - September 24, 2008, 12:05 pm
smoke = a fag /// a fag can also be ONE faggot = poofter
Truth in Advertising - September 24, 2008, 10:14 am
Actually, in England, a faggot is a cigarette.
aPauling - September 24, 2008, 9:41 am
In England, aren't "faggots" meatballs?
brock0lee - September 24, 2008, 9:04 am
wouldn't english faggots be redundant then?

KAULITZ TWINS - Well... you had it coming, you EMO-trash faggots

TAGS: tom bill kaulitz tokio hotel emo rnr faggots twins
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by RnR

forseti - April 8, 2010, 8:48 am
the comments are much more funny than this bad drawed pic... AND NO, Tokio Hotel is so fuckin' NOT rock!!
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 8:22 am
Quiet child! The adults are Motifaking.
lunaaa1993 - April 8, 2010, 7:50 am
wooow, you're sick dude. this is so not funny. you're such an idiot. you really have to much sparetime. seriously man, get a f*cking life. if this is what you do for fun, then you're just sad. i feel bad for you. get some help.
lunaaa1993 - April 8, 2010, 7:26 am
no wonder people got angry! this is not okay at all!! and it is a insult against the brothers. and NOT normal! what the f*ck is wrong with you??!!
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wow, people got rather angry in this one.
wow - November 1, 2009, 10:15 pm
you have a disturbing definition of amusing......
Zed - November 1, 2009, 1:08 pm
You have a strange definition of "rocks".
wow - November 1, 2009, 5:50 am
This is really disturbing I have to say. I can't believe someone found this amusing. Regardless of it being the twins...wow....to think that someone actually thought of this and found it amusing,so much more disturbing hen the actual content. BTW..TH rock
TO ME - August 18, 2009, 9:32 pm
okay you clown faggot go and get them....i call bullshit you fucking virgin queer.
to other kat - August 18, 2009, 9:30 pm
Other Kat - July 3, 2009, 8:39 pm
Duuuuude, not cool, not cool at all. Rape is soooo not funny, you could get in serious shit for putting this up. Who ever drew this, is a sick, sick creature, and most probably has raped and or abused someone, this is not cool.
Bill - June 14, 2009, 11:45 am
It is great; but would have been better if it was Bushido raping him! Do one with Bushido!
noddachance - May 21, 2009, 3:52 pm
I can't believe that this could be entertaining to anyone, in anyway shape, or form. Ignorance is not bliss, it's DANGEROUS!
kenny - April 18, 2009, 3:18 pm
the rape & woman beating on here doesn't bother me as much as the POS's don't filter out the lack of quality
RuSERIOUS? - April 18, 2009, 12:22 pm
Wow, this is redic. Rape is not something to joke about to giggle about CAUSE IT DOES ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO SOME PEOPLE... ya fuckin prick.
Me. - April 10, 2009, 1:08 pm
DUDE!?!?! WTF!? how the fuck can you allow shit like this to be posted??? this is some sick fucking shit... I'm half tempted to get the authorities to take a look at this site...
TH SUCKS - March 26, 2009, 6:33 pm
lol this is sooooo true!
Mandi - March 19, 2009, 7:30 pm
seriously thats not even funny! poor bill, and tom is def the hot one
Mr Taco - February 14, 2009, 5:54 pm
0_0 !!!!!!
Shelby - January 15, 2009, 8:01 pm
*sigh* Poor Bill. I knew Tom would turn on him someday.... being the ugly twin and all...
Emily - January 4, 2009, 7:08 am
Damn I should NOT be getting turned on by that!
mcpoopersonfinklejew - November 23, 2008, 4:22 pm
Come on. His ass didn't bleed THAT much.


TAGS: fag wrong
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by culos

TheABC - March 1, 2011, 12:43 am
That was so ubelievably messed up D:
Sho - December 6, 2009, 9:40 pm
aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 12:09 pm
Ed-Hyde - December 2, 2009, 10:47 am
Excuse me while I wash my brain. 5 traumatized poodles
Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 9:06 am

BYU - Even their mascot is a child molester.

TAGS: byu fag molester stupid football
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Renee Pussman

HtD - March 24, 2009, 5:20 pm
Yes, me being a fan of BYU would make sense, since I didn't even know there was a rivalry between the two schools.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 4:40 pm
Renee - Haven't we had this conversation before? Isn't Renee a girl's name? If so, your comment wasn't very lady like. And besides that, most girls like faggots for their great sense of fashion. You aren't jealous are you?
dgbt - March 24, 2009, 4:34 pm
@HtD - I guess there is...cause someone really seems to give a shit...LOL
Renee Pussman - March 24, 2009, 4:33 pm
Hey HtD. Shut the fuck up you stupid faggot. You probably love BYU and I hate you for it you cunt
HtD - March 14, 2009, 4:19 am
Is there really a rivalry between Utah and BYU?
pedobear - March 1, 2009, 4:44 am
Hey, why wasn't I invited?
RONSART - February 5, 2009, 6:12 pm

JOHN AND LEE HOTTIE - Molesting tanning lotions since 1986

TAGS: gino guido gay fag
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Ryan

Torkil The Destroyer - April 26, 2009, 12:57 pm
They look like fucking Oompa-Loompas! Always makes me smile seeing soon to be grown men playing dress-up in the gayest way thinkable and waring make-up and such.
blah - August 17, 2008, 6:53 pm

GORONCHEV - He's just a faggot. Nothing more needs to be said.

TAGS: faggot
Rating: 2.03/5
benos21 - May 29, 2013, 10:04 pm
goronchev is a faggot, is true.

OVERUSED - Cause, y'know, repeating the same shit is funny, right?

TAGS: gaia fag sparta meme
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Merlin

fearbot? - April 27, 2009, 9:27 pm
If it makes you feel better, just about everyone on Gaia hates lanzer too.

GERMANS - They do VERY LITTLE, but they do it well!

TAGS: red obama hillary 08 libs dems fag homo lemon
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by phil

uriel - January 30, 2011, 2:54 pm
Her name is "küss mich oder ich brech dir die Knochen" (kiss me or I gonne breake your bones)
Barry forton - January 2, 2009, 8:01 am
Her name Is Du'Barry.
pro - December 16, 2008, 12:26 am
Her name is Heinz.
Renee Pussman - December 15, 2008, 11:29 am
What is this girls name?
Eddie - November 18, 2008, 3:29 pm
Has we walk the fields of gold...
babba - October 26, 2008, 5:03 pm
yeah, proud to be a German!!! And, no, they're not called Nicole often. Nicole ist rare, somehow.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:57 pm
Everyone knows that you would stick it in her ass if you had the chance. I know I would.
frog - September 15, 2008, 12:37 pm
@ ME ... very polite you bastard... you´re the freakin nazi!
m - August 15, 2008, 4:58 pm
she doesn´t look so very little to me...or did you mean "one of the very few Germans", dumbass?
Broken Wrist - July 5, 2008, 11:59 pm
I'd love to bang her in that field. Oh man....to bad my wrist is broken ;_;
ME - June 19, 2008, 2:54 pm
One of the very little germans that are worth living.
Johnny - June 10, 2008, 4:05 pm
Germans girls ; they're often named 'Nicole'.

FACE IT - You Would Go Gay For This One

TAGS: bill kaulitz gay sexy hot lol fag faggot omg
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by lolerskater

omg - May 1, 2009, 8:23 am
Thats a dude?
Mr Taco - February 14, 2009, 5:52 pm
oh god i had a gf who looked like him 0_0
LogicDude - October 20, 2008, 9:47 am
Big Hairy Ewwwwww!?!? Don't borrow that one Porcelina!!!
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 9:17 am
Perhaps not....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 11:36 pm
Porcelina, do you really want to ask that question on this site?
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 8:04 pm
Jesus? *fap**fap**fa-* wait... can I borrow someone's penis?
Big Hairy Biker With Syphilis - October 19, 2008, 8:02 pm
LogicDude? *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 7:44 pm
LogicDude - October 19, 2008, 7:31 pm
Porcelina? *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 7:29 pm
I'm Bi, and I still agree....
Nobody - October 19, 2008, 7:28 pm
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Men should NOT look like women.
lo - August 18, 2008, 7:24 pm
seriously...he is so freaking pretty. that's just ridiculous...

FAGGOTS - Memories ARE forever

TAGS: faggots
Rating: 1.82/5

More motifakes by Cheezeburger

G-no - April 11, 2009, 6:16 am
FAIL, point 1, as '' Di'' said, GROW UP, point2, learn to photoshop propperly, you fail at life.
Di - October 20, 2008, 3:34 am
Grow up

ASSHOLE - just do it.! asshole! (emo fags must die!)

TAGS: fag
Rating: 1.61/5

More motifakes by dennis

Koradan - April 27, 2010, 3:35 pm
Let's suppose it's real. CUT VERTICAL, YOU CHICKEN SHIT!! Do us all a favor.
RANDM GUY 2 - June 18, 2009, 1:14 pm
It's not, thats the plastic knife you can buy in ANY toy isle
Randm guy - May 27, 2009, 3:00 am
the knife doesn't even look real
dirk diggler - May 19, 2009, 8:15 pm
the postioning of the knife won't kill him but the scar will make even the most self loathing emo laugh
mike - March 28, 2009, 7:01 pm
its down the block not across the street
Rafl - March 1, 2009, 8:29 am
IT aint rape if you yell SUPRISE!
Porcelina - November 11, 2008, 2:29 pm
...what? And if you meant people hate cutters more than rapists you can go fuck yourself and retrieve your card to gtfo
Capz - November 11, 2008, 11:52 am
People hate cutter more than rapists

HEY FAG - Real Men Ride Us !


TAGS: 2012 fags
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Tyranix9

Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:19 pm

as a comp gamer ...i laugh at it....5L's.
Coombsy007 - August 4, 2011, 6:52 am
As an xboxer I feel your pain. 4L

EMO BOY + GIRLS - The difference? Titties.

TAGS: emo faggots trendy media biscuits
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

TheTrashHeap - March 18, 2011, 4:31 pm
Women can actually have an adams apple. It's a medical fact. (Aggy just got really nervous)
ReapersD00M - March 18, 2011, 1:02 pm
dudes can get fat but chicks dont get adams apples
Grammar Nazi - March 14, 2009, 7:24 pm
Hons, thats a boy.
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 2:11 pm
I have no idea what you're trying to say, Incidere... and did you just enter emo in the search engine?
Overlord Douchebag - October 19, 2008, 2:11 pm
Incidere, I told you to get the hell out.
Incidere - October 19, 2008, 2:10 pm
Man, she is so cute :3... Closer to bisexuality?... Yes xD
Porcelina - September 26, 2008, 11:17 pm
Yes, but there is still some sort of boobage. And, we all know, that if you do not have the right body type, correct uniform hairstyle and shitty taste of music you are shunned and no longer considered emo. That's when kids resort to myspace and photoshop
Jungie - September 26, 2008, 11:03 pm
What about flat-chested emo girls? Or gynecomastic boys?

GANGS - Don't get sucked in!!

TAGS: fags
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by eff you fags

cpt obv - April 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
prison will make a man's man out of ya
OMG - July 16, 2008, 1:04 pm
Sucked off more like by the looks of that

PIRATES - The real cause of Global Warming! (Hey Al Gore, this chart doesn't need a 20 year gap!)

TAGS: global warming al gore owl gore fag gay liberal moron democrat retard fucking stupid lemon obama
Rating: 2.55/5
BladeMasterV - August 9, 2008, 3:25 am
being part ninja saying this is hard w..e.. nan na need mo mmoo moore ppa pa pirates ow my mouth it burn's! i said it for the future!
nerd guy - June 7, 2008, 1:28 pm
does anyone notice that the graph was made incorrect?
the flying spagetti monster - June 3, 2008, 8:46 pm
yeahh man
SCARLET PIRATE - May 20, 2008, 11:50 pm

2 GIRLS 1 CUP - Both are full shit and going to eat it together

TAGS: fags
Rating: 2.19/5

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Azrael8814 - June 3, 2009, 5:02 am

FAGGOTY - It's Strong with this one

TAGS: faggoty starwars refrence
Rating: 1.79/5

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Jack Daniels - January 1, 2009, 7:38 pm
Uhh... He's hot. I'm gay. So I guess the name fits... He looks a year or two older than me. Oh well, I hope he's a bottom
Edin - July 26, 2008, 10:26 am
It's "faggotry", faggot.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH - You're Welcome!

TAGS: army fag grunt
Rating: 1.78/5

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Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:34 pm
I'm in. I think he gets off too much from negative attention.
LogicDude - January 7, 2009, 9:01 am
Bob - January 7, 2009, 4:11 am
Oh please, you'll never be able to keep that pledge. You get off too much on trying to put me in my place.
Matters_Not - January 7, 2009, 3:39 am
im starting a pledge.....i think everyone should join in....here goes...whenever this crack baby below makes a comment...no matter how tempted....just refrain and dont feed this asshole...just dont respond...lets try it ok...who is with me?
Culos - January 6, 2009, 2:53 pm
I don't know, maybe we have someone on Motifake that can tell us what he/she would like to be called?
Matters_Not - January 6, 2009, 2:45 pm
well shit man! then what the fuck are we supposed to call em?
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 8:27 am
To be politically correct, on a legal document that is what you would put
Culos - January 6, 2009, 4:19 am
OK, time to piss off a few people again. Do you know that most of them are just as pissed off when you call them African-American. They feel they are American just like you and rightly so, they were not born in Africa just like you were not born in Europe
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 2:53 am
e you
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 2:53 am
Yet again, age card is played due to lack of better words. Any who, just like matters_not said, it's amazing what the internet does to a persons ego. You would NOT say that to someone who was african american. Come to Chicago, please. We would love to hav
Matters_Not - January 6, 2009, 1:42 am
is this the part where we can expect for bob to say.....Yeah i would...im not scared!"....well bob yer a douche....cause we know you wouldnt.
Matters_Not - January 6, 2009, 1:41 am
little girls aside.......i bet you woudnt say that shit in the presence of a black guy who is twice yer size.
Bob - January 6, 2009, 1:19 am
And the founding fathers, in their wisdom, made sure that Americans had the right to say what ever the hell they wanted, regardless of how offended little girls got about it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 5, 2009, 11:53 pm
Freedom of speech should never be confused with intelligent speech. Having the freedom to say something is an entirely different matter from HOW you use it. Bob, the way you have used your speech only shows your own idiocy and ignorance.
Porcelina - January 5, 2009, 10:43 pm
Maybe it's not to them, maybe they don't know what a belittling word it is.
Bob - January 5, 2009, 7:55 pm
No it's not. If it was they wouldn't call each other it all the fucking time. If they didn't want people using it they shouldn't use it themselves.
Porcelina - January 5, 2009, 5:02 pm
It's such a degrading word.
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 7:48 am
Use the "N" word around where I live...you won't get sued. You will, however, get your ass beaten into the cement.
Bob - January 5, 2009, 5:15 am
All three cells working hard, right?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:13 am
LMFAO......words dont describe how fucking retarded you are. please dont have children.....please. im done here. i cant take anymore of this, you're hurting my brain.
Bob - January 5, 2009, 5:09 am
Then why didn't we leave Saddam in charge? He provided security for his people. Sure, he killed them himself, but he kept the terrorists from doing it. All we've done is create another Israel.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 5:06 am
force on force war is conventional. Iraq is not a force on force anymore. it hasent been since 2003. today is about providing security to Iraqi's because insurgents strive for unstable gov.
Bob - January 5, 2009, 5:00 am
There's a reason for that. It's true. War does not determine who is right. It determines only who is left.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:57 am
lame quote dipshit. its been said for years.
Bob - January 5, 2009, 4:56 am
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:55 am
proof in point....you have no idea what your talking about. it takes more than a hug and a hand shake to protect civilians. you will never understand that because you'll never serve.
Bob - January 5, 2009, 4:45 am
Patriotism is akin to religion in that it allows authority figures to control the masses. I'll support our troops when they start being bearers of peace instead of bearers of death.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:55 am
good question. ive never asked myself that before. maybe because im tired of these unpatriotic fucks running their mouths from the safty of their parents basements.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:55 am
good question. ive never asked myself that before. maybe because im tired of these unpatriotic fucks running their mouths from the safty of their parents basements.
John - January 5, 2009, 3:50 am
Why do you have to be such a killjoy?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:35 am
hey bob/barockeva/bobsanction...your allias's are catching up with you ya douche. and this makes #8 times im telling you to STFU
2/9marine - October 27, 2008, 1:01 am
yet i bet the guy who made the OP would cry like a little bitch in a country iraq. if you have nothing better to say stfu n go jerk off to you boyfriend

DOUBLE FAIL - Those are his knees, dumbass.

TAGS: some douche fag not understanding the human body
Rating: 1.27/5

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S.lo - July 16, 2008, 1:49 pm
you are an idiot because you are an idiot, get it? naah , me neither


TAGS: dry faggots are sick cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 10:51 am
5L Cubby! @ KFD: We heard ya the first time.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 20, 2010, 5:50 am
haha. I took a picture of the same box in my local supermarket a few months ago and was going to make a motifake out of it, but thought it would get rejected for being offensive haha.
Kung-Fu Devil - July 20, 2010, 5:50 am
haha. I took a picture of the same box in my local supermarket a few months ago and was going to make a motifake out of it, but thought it would get rejected for being offensive haha.
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 12:30 am

ok...is it the rye or is it me...lmfao..and thats like 5 or 6 straight...all 5L.


CONTEXT - Without it, a boring workout scene can cause geeks to sweat heavily, have trouble breathing, and suffer "pulled muscles".

TAGS: is it just me or does hawkeye end up looking like a total fag because of this
Rating: 3.33/5

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Narutarded - November 4, 2009, 9:55 am
A purr-fect example of "Petting the Kitty". 5 pretty little hairballs for you! (And yes, this does make Clint look gayer than a bag of Tiggers.)
Produceman117 - November 4, 2009, 6:24 am
Great poster! Five.

SWIMMING - I don't understand why people says it's a sport for fags. Wait, is that a girl?!

NPH - A Man's Gotta Do What A Man's Gotta Do

TAGS: nph fag neil patrick harris
Rating: 3.17/5

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AirStryke - February 3, 2010, 6:37 pm
Dr. Horrible FTW

SEXY..BUT CONSIDER.. - 1. Not getting the same haircut as all your friends. 2. Putting something in your undies.

TAGS: emo biscuits exclusive faggot conformity
Rating: 2.92/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 1:14 pm
He probably DOES have something in his undies. You just can't see it from the front. The good news: Tide can get that out.

DOUCHE BAG - Yeah, that's right he's the biggest that ever was.

TAGS: jon gosselin douche fag
Rating: 2.86/5

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Cam - July 28, 2009, 3:53 am
He's an over sized baby.


TAGS: this webmaster is a fag
Rating: 2.83/5

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GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 7:11 pm
forseti - October 13, 2010, 3:35 am
You guys make me so proud, thank you!! *buy a round*
AdmiralAckbar - October 13, 2010, 1:07 am
*plus out
AdmiralAckbar - October 13, 2010, 1:06 am
aggy, Warsteiner is great. Franziskaner Weissbier Hefeweizen is great when it is 100%limit
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 12:41 am
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 12:40 am
yeah, the visual can be priceless.
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 12:27 am
Ugh..... funnykill. Dude... how easily does a pug roll over?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 12:25 am
I never tasted greisedieck, I just found the name cool.
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 12:25 am
If I have to get genuine german beer.... Spaten Pils only.
AdmiralAckbar - October 13, 2010, 12:21 am
been a Guinness man my whole life then went to Germany and found Warsteiner. Beer is like women, you should experience the good ones and avoid the trash.
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 12:18 am
I do like dark beers. Unfortunately, I go for the microbrews here. Terminator stout, Black magic, and some others
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 12:09 am
(move the apostrophe one decimal point left)
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 12:06 am
If it aint' Guinness... well, it probably appeals to the palate.... but still, it ain't shit!
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 12:03 am
I like when 5150 can relate. It's sooooooo encouraging.
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 12:02 am
Ciao, bro!
5150monkeylove - October 12, 2010, 11:55 pm
griesediek beer comes from St. Louis. It cant all be bad. I made a poster about it...115404
TheTrashHeap - October 12, 2010, 11:48 pm
I'm good but apparently its bed time. See ya tomorrow.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 11:41 pm
How you doing, TTH?
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 11:41 pm
Agreed... that's why I approved it. Crybaby needs to tell (duh) only mods what a pussy he is... well, now everybody gets to know what missouri produces.
TheTrashHeap - October 12, 2010, 11:32 pm
I get why you approved it... but what the hell is wrong with the guy who made it? Wuss much? You guys should start a special forum thread for these crybaby posters.
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 11:29 pm
If anyone questions why I approved this, they are moticlueless.
TheTrashHeap - October 12, 2010, 11:29 pm
WTF?? Tags? Jackass?

LAUGHING - the usual reaction to seeing cubbybear naked.

TAGS: cubbybear paedo american army babe nazi douche idiot fag
Rating: 2.8/5

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Cubbybear - November 23, 2008, 9:46 pm
I didn't do this...boo!
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 6:48 pm
I once sent a nude photo of myself to PLAYGIRL magazine, and it was returned, covered with vomit.

UNICORN POWER - A Gay-wad's best friend

TAGS: fags gay
Rating: 2.74/5

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FAGGOT - ...apparently I am one

HAPPY - WTF is wrong with you people!!!!!

TAGS: happy sad fagtards
Rating: 2.36/5

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KILLING MOTIFAKE - Is what you fags keep doing

TAGS: kill end newfags losers n00bs
Rating: 2.33/5

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Suh-weet - November 22, 2008, 8:31 pm
Yeah, you're not helping either.

FACTS - Poor liberals don't get it... Recessions have measurable requirements and before Bush slavery was legal

TAGS: bush obama facts liberals fags
Rating: 2.14/5
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:24 pm
so instead he makes up little nicnames for them and for christsakes .... its NUCLEAR not NUCULAR you fucking waste of sperm. the only people dumber than him are the idiots that defend him. IM looking at you mark.
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:22 pm
Who is the asshole that thinks this guy is smart because he has multiple degrees? This stupid sonfoabitch cant get through a speech with out stumbling all over his own sentences, its too stupid to remember the names of his foreing counterparts
datnigga - July 13, 2008, 4:11 am
slavery was legal before lincoln you shitcock!
The Canadian - June 29, 2008, 5:27 pm
What caused the Gas prices to increase: The Iraqi War. Which was just a way for the U.S. Government to have a reason to go into the middle east, steal a crapload of oil, and consume it like it won't kill us all. as well, because we're running out of it
Neal - May 15, 2008, 9:18 am
I am sure you are happy about that. Some people try SOOOOO HARD to be funny, and well, we all end up laughing AT you instead.
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 12, 2008, 11:27 pm
Hey, thank God we're all way past that trying to be funny thing. That was hard, eh? Making up jokes n' shit ....

THESE TWO - must be really badass at parties

TAGS: losers fags dumbasses idiots morons spics puerto rican cunt
Rating: 2.08/5

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Bender Surrender - April 1, 2009, 1:16 am

CLASS - Yeah the extreme leftists like Michael Moore and Sean Penn have that... WTF?!?

TAGS: homowood hollywierd class fags
Rating: 2.03/5
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 4:14 pm
Yet you can't find any problem in their logic worth listing here, can you? So please, stop posting.
HA HA HA - May 28, 2008, 3:26 pm
Liberals really really REALLY want to use logic, but they are incapable; by definition.
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 17, 2008, 2:19 am
And caps lock faggotry to boot.
Mayor f Idiotsville - May 17, 2008, 2:18 am
Get this: the piece of shit who regularly utters the following words is talking about "class": "eat a dick. REALLY EAT IT YOU FUCKTARD!" That's rich.
Neal - May 15, 2008, 10:52 am
I think the point here is that... it takes a lot of "class" and "guts" to trash the President who is protecting our liberties. It really must be an illness to obsess on the Hatred of Bush as much as so many do.
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 12, 2008, 11:48 pm
So then you agree with the point about Bush supporters and merely wish to add that they do not enjoy a monopoly on classlessness. I bet that on that point you and the previous poster dude likely agree. So it's all good.

SUICIDE - You're doin' it wrong!!

FAGGOTY - It's strong with this one.

TAGS: faggoty
Rating: 1.97/5

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Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:51 am
(My mom ... such a phobe. But her gaydar is first rate. I just wish I knew why she keeps trying to sign me up for rugby, kickboxing and something called the NRA ... sheesh.)

FAGGOT - I am one

TAGS: europe south america continent faggot
Rating: 1.86/5

AMERICANS - People who don't learn geography.

TAGS: americans noobs idiots flag fag geography holland french asshole bush
Rating: 1.86/5

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Grammar Nazi - March 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
AMERICANS - January 14, 2009, 9:46 am
why learn what will eventually be blown up?

GUIDOS - Lacking Individuality since conception

TAGS: fags
Rating: 1.8/5

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Moar - February 5, 2009, 2:50 pm
A wild TUNNEL appears


SPENDS 500,000£ FOR HIS SECURITY - has he ever considered being less of a fag

THROW OUT YOUR HANDS - Stick out your tush Hands on your hips Give 'em a push

TAGS: now pay attention faggots
Rating: 2.89/5

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Sean - August 17, 2009, 8:49 pm
And Blazing Saddles for the Cosmic Win! ... aned that's way to do the Varsity crawwwwllll. (hope that's at least close)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 6:33 pm
5 Lions...This is how you make a funny poster with politicians in it without being a lame politifake folks. Take notes from Airman, he's got it down.

SHADOWSUNN - Stealing other peoples motifakes can sometimes make you look witty and cool or just a jackoff

TAGS: shadowsunn faggot stealer unoriginal emo
Rating: 2.85/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 28, 2008, 1:17 pm
D'Oh!! Only if Ed grew up to be as hot as Faye. Hmmm, surely her hacking skills would aid me in my quest for world domination.
Captain Douchebag - September 27, 2008, 1:30 am
You'd have to settle for Ed. Faye stays in her little universe.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 27, 2008, 1:24 am
-- my presence or in front of my two wives, one of whom will be Faye Valentine, making me a grilled cheese sandwich.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 27, 2008, 1:23 am
Then so long as Faye and my wife hold me tight and whisper "It's not really happening!" into each of my ears, then Cubbybear can do to me whatever he wants. Then its a quick trip to the emergency room, lots of drugs, and no one ever mentions it again in
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 27, 2008, 1:21 am
I have the entire series on dvd, thanks. If you can pluck Faye Valentine from the parallel universe or future she lives in, then I'll carve a vagina in my gut with a pen knife, two ziploc bags, an old Apple Newton, and some apple sauce!
Captain Douchebag - September 27, 2008, 12:28 am
It'll probably take the original Cowboy Bebop series to sway MWLF.
Porcelina - September 26, 2008, 10:45 pm
What if two hookers and an 8 ball were thrown into the package
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 26, 2008, 9:23 pm
Ewwww. That is so not gonna happen. Ever. Even if ancient curses and witches get involved. Ewww.
Charles - September 26, 2008, 7:13 pm
Cunnybear is shorely the love child of Cubbybear and MWLF. :-D
Cubbybear - September 26, 2008, 2:05 pm
What's a Cunnybear? Welcome any ways
aPauling - September 26, 2008, 11:25 am
Don't post a demotivational poster that you've seen before. Stealing the image and putting in new text is fine, but make sure it's *you* creation.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 26, 2008, 2:41 am
You have all 20,000? What did you do, copy them all to your hard drive? Wait a minute, CuNNybear? Is that like Cubby's female counterpart? I'm all dizzy now.
Cunnybear - September 25, 2008, 8:19 pm
I'll just jackoff
... - September 25, 2008, 7:47 pm
hope shadowsunn a man of his word and stops...thx if u do.
shadowsunn - September 25, 2008, 7:33 pm
i apologize, i was just sharing. i have all 20,000+ from here and don't remember seeing them. if i had known. did not mean to step on any toes. i'm sorry and i'll stop.
Porcelina - September 25, 2008, 7:29 pm
It wasn't a choice.
Katie - September 25, 2008, 6:45 pm
I pick option B.


TAGS: fag work sign fail
Rating: 2.08/5
martymcflysnr - February 13, 2011, 7:42 am
If you look closer you'll see the staff entering from the rear...

EPIC FAIL!! - because capital crew does not have a clue



THIS IS MY - I left my tampon at home "Face"